I call this "blue twirly".

It's a scarf or a boa.

This is Gioia's red birthday scarf.

I call it "Gioia's red birthday scarf."

This is Robin's purple and black afghan.

I LOOOOVE purple and black.

'Course, I'm color blind; that helps.

Irene's slippers--warm,

but not good if you have astigmatism.

This bookmark is an angel.

Look--use your imagination,

we're talkin' thread here. 

This is Irene's hemp shawl--55% hemp.

I'm gonna have to make her a new one--

she smoked this one up.

And a good time was had by all . . .

This shawl's hemp also.

Nobody's smoked this one up yet.

Only ******* shopping days 'til Christmas.

So buy stuff!  Buy!  Buy!  Buy!

That's what it's all about!

Your relatives won't love you

if you don't give them pricey stuff!

I LOOOOOVE this afghan!

See--told ya I was color blind.

OK--this WAS my friend Rita's scarf.

She burned it up.  No, it's NOT hemp.

She put it in the dryer.  Actually, melted.

This was in my pre-natural fibres days.

Well THIS is a fun little scarf.

And VERY orange.  Now--repeat

after me:

C-O-L-O-R B-L-I-N-D

Very good.

This is Rover and Thor.

They're boys and they're in love.

It's true--we recruit.